Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

womens rights

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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