Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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dead dibbs

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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