noah is a scrub jungle

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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