- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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