A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A van drives into a car.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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