Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

women's rights

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

you see theres this guy.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Lololol

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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