- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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