Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Tall asians

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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