- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Black people in Camden NJ.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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