Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Homo say what?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Niall Horan

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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