- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

knock knock? come in

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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