- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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