Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

no really what are ur names?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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