- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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