Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Anti Joke

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