dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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