WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Neil Lewis

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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hi dave

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Anti Joke

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