- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.