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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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