What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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I C U P White stuff

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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