- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

ejaculation JLR

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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