- Anti Joke

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Nero, sure you are okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi