- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape