Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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YOLO

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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