Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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