what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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