- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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