- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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