- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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