- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What is a jew in space? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Black people having a Job.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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