- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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