Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What is black and has no education A tire.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did jim all I over? He dies

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

your so fat. your fat!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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