how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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PENIS that is all

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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hi

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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