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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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