- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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