How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Chris is hairy

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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