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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

willam dafoe

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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