Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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autsim

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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