Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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