- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What are annoying? Ads.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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