- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

were at work systems r down

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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