- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Michael Brown

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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