- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What has two legs? Half a cat

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Religion.

like most people my age. im 27

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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