- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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