What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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AIDS.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Moral

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Justin with a hat.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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