A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Anti Joke

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