Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Knock knock Go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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