Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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