Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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