- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Thats sweet, thank you then.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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