- Anti Joke

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.