Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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