Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Cancer

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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