Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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