- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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