your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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aodhan hearty

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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