How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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gingers

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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