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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Women's rights

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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