- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

black people

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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