- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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