A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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