A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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