What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Justin Bieber.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Kevin and Ramin

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Rebecca Black's career.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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