- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

A Pakistani news reader.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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