- Anti Joke

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.