Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Who is John Galt?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Everybody will die

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