- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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