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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why dont they make black forks

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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