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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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