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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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