- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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