What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Justin Beiber

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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