Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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