Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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