Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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The queen having a shit

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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