- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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