- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Women's rights

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

"Knock knock" Come in!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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