- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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