Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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black chicken. kfc

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Penis

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

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