Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Guess what What

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

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