Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Politics

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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