- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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