- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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