Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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world society

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Anti Joke

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