- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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