a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Bob Saget that is all

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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