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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Republicans

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...