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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Justin Bieber.

Equal rights!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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