What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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okay so theres this guy.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

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