What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock Knock? Come in.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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