Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Anti Joke

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