- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

My jeans

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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