roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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