- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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