why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Womens rights.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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