Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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scientology.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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