Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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