Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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