Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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roak

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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