- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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