- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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