- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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