a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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