- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's worse than this That :(

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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