- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Women's rights.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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