- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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