why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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The New York Giants

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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