- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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