A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock knock.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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