- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

you will like this because i am black.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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